Book
"Living With A Willy"
by Nick Fisher
"I don't know about you, but I really don't see the point of a lot of these Health Guides. I mean, you're not going to read them, are you? When they tell you that your 'scrotal sac is a testicular container with corrugated textured membrane', it doesn't mean much, does it?
"Living With A Willy is about what it's really like to be a willy owner. It's about your body and what happens to it. Real things, stuff like what it feels like to stand in the shower next to someone who's only 2 weeks older than you, but seems to be in possession of a member several sizes bigger.
"This book isn't going to teach you a lot of long Latin words that end in m, but it might just help you understand what it really means to own a daft tuft of flesh shaped like a chipolata."
- Nick Fisher
Nick Fisher has been a freelance journalist for 10 years, working for a wide variety of teenage and women's magazines and newspapers. He is the resident agony uncle for Just Seventeen and also writes scripts for television and radio. He is a mad-keen angler and collects American cars. He is thirty-two, and currently lives in East London with his wife Helen and whippet Ollie.